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Post by WhITelion on Mar 2, 2015 12:26:17 GMT
In order to encourage all you strategic lurkers out there to sign up, I have decided to man a bar, where I try to come up with witty answers/comments to your questions and statements. And drinks.
BAR LIONSGATE
DRINK MENU:
Sulfuric Acid (1 KEG) - 1 trillion ¥
WATER (1 drop) - 1 trillion ¥
Coffee (1 cup) - 10 million ¥
Juice (1 glass/cup/however you measure, as long as it's 1) - 1 million ¥
Mixed drinks (1 glass) - 1 million ¥
Lemon/Lime - 1¥
Lime Juice - 1¥ (Yes, 1¥) (This is a special kind of juice, so 1¥)
Prim Diamond - Free4Lyfe
Ice (Cube) - Free
Salt (Jar) - Free SALT
NO MORE FREE DRINKS
DEALERS ARE WELCOME
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Post by Tenerani on Mar 3, 2015 23:47:07 GMT
I'll have a drop of water. Put it on my tab.
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Post by WhITelion on Mar 4, 2015 3:37:31 GMT
First 3 drinks are free of charge, one taken. 2 remaining.
(SOMEONE PLEASE GET 2 MORE DROPS SO Tenerani HAS TO PAY FOR THE NEXT ONE)
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Post by Imada Saneatsu on Mar 4, 2015 7:23:36 GMT
I'll take a cup full of ice cubes, please!
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Post by WhITelion on Mar 4, 2015 7:54:32 GMT
I'll take a cup full of ice cubes, please!
Use this opportunity to get the overpriced drop of water! |
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Post by Imada Saneatsu on Mar 5, 2015 0:19:02 GMT
So what draws such a... unique... bartender into a game of deception such as this?
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Post by WhITelion on Mar 5, 2015 10:50:51 GMT
In this so-called game of deception, there's money to be made!
If I get to sell a drop of water to some billionaire out there, I'll make billions!
And to eliminate some competitors with poisoned drinks. Winning by default is a good way to win.
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Post by Imada Saneatsu on Mar 5, 2015 17:39:01 GMT
Ah, true!
Though, I may want to point out a small flaw with your plan. The bar currently seems a little empty, don't you think? You need more customers!
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Post by Imada Saneatsu on Mar 6, 2015 0:25:42 GMT
(Still waiting for the ice to melt.)
I tell you what, you tell me what properties you have in Occupy Boardwalk, and I'll freely advertise for you!
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Post by WhITelion on Mar 6, 2015 5:35:14 GMT
Ah, true! Though, I may want to point out a small flaw with your plan. The bar currently seems a little empty, don't you think? You need more customers! |
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Post by WhITelion on Mar 6, 2015 5:39:04 GMT
(Still waiting for the ice to melt.) I tell you what, you tell me what properties you have in Occupy Boardwalk, and I'll freely advertise for you!
Testing invisible text. How can I make multiple quote blocks? Hex code: ffffe8. |
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Post by Imada Saneatsu on Mar 6, 2015 5:42:19 GMT
True.
And I never specified when I'd advertise!
We need a lawyer in here before this becomes ridiculous.
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Post by WhITelion on Mar 6, 2015 5:45:32 GMT
If a lawyer comes in, I may be charged with selling drinks without a license.
Oh, about the ice... Here's a blowtorch. With mayonnaise.
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Post by Imada Saneatsu on Mar 6, 2015 5:56:33 GMT
If a lawyer comes in and gets a potential client arrested, then I dare say he is a terrible lawyer!
The blowtorch is appreciated, though I have the nagging suspicion that it comes with a hidden fee...
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Post by WhITelion on Mar 6, 2015 5:59:57 GMT
If a lawyer comes in and gets a potential client arrested, then I dare say he is a terrible lawyer! The blowtorch is appreciated, though I have the nagging suspicion that it comes with a hidden fee... |
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