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Post by Tenerani on Mar 13, 2015 2:30:23 GMT
Or it could be the pricing strategy. You need to charge more.
"You're worth what you drink."
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Post by LSRose on Mar 20, 2015 2:37:36 GMT
I'll take some ice cubes! Mind if I borrow the blowtorch, Imada?
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Post by WhITelion on Mar 20, 2015 7:37:50 GMT
Ice cubes, coming right up. *throws ice cubes in a cup* Here at Lionsgate, we have many blowtorches! But because you are going to borrow Imada Saneatsu's, I'm not going to give you one.
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Post by Imada Saneatsu on Mar 22, 2015 7:17:25 GMT
Meh, I'll let anyone borrow it, I'm just glad more customers finally showed up for me to talk to!
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Post by WhITelion on Apr 1, 2015 5:57:42 GMT
To celebrate Liars' Day, everyone gets a free drink!
And by that... Nobody gets a free drink. Lorem ipsum lorem ipsum
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Post by Alydar on Apr 1, 2015 6:42:44 GMT
Ahahaha, free? Well, well, that's quite an offer not that it matters if false! Now, what to have you make... Ha! Ahahahahaha! Fantastic: a Prim Diamond, with a splash of pineapple and orange, hmm?
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Post by WhITelion on Apr 1, 2015 7:10:45 GMT
Because I'm generous... *Pours hot sulfuric acid into a beer jug* Now we add pineapple and orange juice...Ugh *Sprinkles platinum dust on top* There we go. A Prim Diamond, Lionsgate Special Version. Happy now? *Raises platinum shield*
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Post by Imada Saneatsu on Apr 1, 2015 7:10:46 GMT
Hmm, a free drink? I'll have to really spice this one up! I know!
I'll have a glass of ice cubes with a slice of lemon! Ooh, and a fancy umbrella! Yes, perfect.
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Post by WhITelion on Apr 1, 2015 7:17:33 GMT
Hmm, a free drink? I'll have to really spice this one up! I know! I'll have a glass of ice cubes with a slice of lemon! Ooh, and a fancy umbrella! Yes, perfect. Simplicity huh? Well, I don't mind that. *throws ice in a cup* *put lemon slice on top* Hmm... An umbrella... Give me 5 seconds. *puts normal umbrella on top* There we go. A normal umbrella should do the trick. The ICY SPECIAL!
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Post by Alydar on Apr 1, 2015 8:11:48 GMT
In breaking news, popular entertainment franchise sues small bar for fraudulent misrepresentation of their business, for reimbursement of damages incurred on the premises. According to the injured, "I trusted the name, that they would provide quality drinks! But what they served me... the pain, the horror, the squirrels... Ahaha, perhaps I should have known from the ludicrous prices, but I trusted in the integrity of the place! Integrity! Doesn't it mean anything anymore?"
The patient is currently hospitalized with extensive burn marks and slightly-induced PTSD resulting from the horrific experience. Upon first attempting to sue said entertainment franchise, he was informed of the lack of connection and was outright mortified. The small bar was promptly sued in reaction, and the judge and jury seem to agree regarding its culpability in the affair. Juror X was reported saying "Yeah! That one percent shouldn't be hoggin' all tha' money! Tempts us wi'names an' pours us overpriced sickly chemicals ta drink, whattathey think they are?" While the numbers have yet to be revealed, it is expected that this bar will incur heavy losses and perhaps bankrupt...
More news at nine. Over to you, Jeff!
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Post by WhITelion on Apr 1, 2015 8:45:04 GMT
In breaking news, popular entertainment franchise sues small bar for fraudulent misrepresentation of their business, for reimbursement of damages incurred on the premises. According to the injured, "I trusted the name, that they would provide quality drinks! But what they served me... the pain, the horror, the squirrels... Ahaha, perhaps I should have known from the ludicrous prices, but I trusted in the integrity of the place! Integrity! Doesn't it mean anything anymore?" The patient is currently hospitalized with extensive burn marks and slightly-induced PTSD resulting from the horrific experience. Upon first attempting to sue said entertainment franchise, he was informed of the lack of connection and was outright mortified. The small bar was promptly sued in reaction, and the judge and jury seem to agree regarding its culpability in the affair. Juror X was reported saying "Yeah! That one percent shouldn't be hoggin' all tha' money! Tempts us wi'names an' pours us overpriced sickly chemicals ta drink, whattathey think they are?" While the numbers have yet to be revealed, it is expected that this bar will incur heavy losses and perhaps bankrupt... More news at nine. Over to you, Jeff! "Thank you, Jameskrazy. We are currently looking at a typical case of business frau..."BREAKING NEWS FROM STUDIO Z"We managed to catch a hold of the young man running this very own bar! He is leaving the premises slowly! ON FOOT! WAIT! An arrest has been warranted, right from the courtroom! The chase is on as..."*Inserts music here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4Z8e7D4xUk *"Freeze! Freeze! STOP!""I'm not breaking the speed limit or anything, why are you coppers... Oh. RUN!""He's getting away! GET HIM!""We are going to give you direct, live feed from the crime scene! The fugitive is taking a right at Boardwalk, sprinting through the mob, and now he is trying to get to the top of an apartment! This man is definitely mad, he's still on the run. Our city's finest cannot do the same however, so they are calling for aerial support! Wait, the fugitive is sprinting on the rooftops, and he is RUNNING to FOURTH AND MAIN! I REPEAT, FOURTH AND MAIN! There is a roadblock over at Fourth And Main however, and the crazy bartender is trying to... NO! IT'S A GROUND ROADBLOCK! This man is getting away safely! Air support has not arrived yet... ... Wait... What is he planning to... HE'S GOING TO JUMP DOWN FROM THE ROOF! STOP! IT'S TEN STORIES HIGH!"
*Inserts SFX here: soundcloud.com/allsoundsasscreed/caw-muthafawka-leap-of-faith * "And he lands in an abandoned pool! The police is searching the pool... There is absolutely no traces of any human being. Poor guy must have splatted so hard that his organs fell out.Back to you, Jeff."Meanwhile... "Hello, dear customers! I'm back! Those dumb coppers should have checked the pool drain... So, what's your order? Oh, and because of the scandal, I'm going to reimburse: A free drink for the fastest customer!"
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Post by Imada Saneatsu on Apr 1, 2015 16:32:19 GMT
(applauds in the background)
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Post by Tenerani on Apr 1, 2015 22:20:36 GMT
I'll have another free drop of water.
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Post by WhITelion on Apr 2, 2015 11:53:37 GMT
I'll have another free drop of water. *sigh* A drop of water, coming right up. *skillfully pours a drop of water into a cup* Free drink time is over. Wait... Nah. I'm offering free Prim Diamond to the next customer.
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Post by Alydar on Apr 2, 2015 14:45:24 GMT
I'm offering free Prim Diamond to the next customer. Ahaha, it might be a bit... out of season for that, no?
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