Spinning the Slot Machine

[Alydar]

Here is where you can spin your Slot Machine! For your convenience, here's a description of the Slot Machine, to the extent that it's been inspected so far:

The Front

• A circular LGT emblem with vine-like golden inlays branching out to the sides. - INSPECTED TO COMPLETION
  
• The 3 slots of the slot machine. - INSPECTED TO COMPLETION
  
• Reel-stoppers below the slots: these are silver buttons, for a total of 3. - A fourth button, this one gold, has appeared to their left.
  
• One golden button beneath each silver button, plus one to the left and right of these 3 golden buttons, for a total of 5.
  
• 5 red knobs, one below each golden button in the row above. Each knob has 4 directions: North, East, West, South.
  
• A cherubim motif underneath those, centered and surrounded by a golden circle. - This has been turned around to reveal a red (black?) button on the other side.

The Left Side

• 3 golden vine-like inlays. - INSPECTED TO COMPLETION
  The middle one reaches farthest up to end in a golden sunflower. - GOLDEN SUNFLOWER HAS BEEN INSPECTED TO COMPLETION
  The left one reaches second-farthest up (3/4) to end in a red rose. - RED ROSE HAS BEEN INSPECTED TO COMPLETION
  The right one has reaches about halfway up to end in a blue rose. The blue rose seems slightly more open than the red rose. - BLUE ROSE HAS BEEN INSPECTED TO COMPLETION
  
• Small, golden thorns on the vines of the roses. Eight on the red-rose vine, four on the blue-rose vine. - INSPECTED TO COMPLETION
  
• Golden leaves on each vine. Seven on the golden-sunflower vine, five on the red-rose vine, two on the blue-rose vine. - INSPECTED TO COMPLETION
  
• Silver waves at the bottom, depicting a river. - INSPECTED TO COMPLETION
  
• Silver shells, marking the bank of the river and the start of the vines. - These have been moved to form a lever.

The Back

• A cherubim motif near the top. - There is a button in one of the eyes of the Cherubim. Pressing the button flips the motif around for a set amount of time.
  
• A golden circle and rays of a sun surrounding the above cherubim motif. - INSPECTED TO COMPLETION
  
• Rising from the bottom are 12 silver vine-like inlays with the 1st, 7th, and 11th ending in golden sunflowers, each with 21 petals. The rest end in leaves. - INSPECTED TO COMPLETION
  
• Silver leaves on these silver vines. In order, left to right, there are 5, 4, 4, 2, 3, 3, 2, 3, 2, 4, 3, and 6 leaves, respectively, on each vine. - INSPECTED TO COMPLETION
  
• A locked coin deposit situated in the bottom right corner. - INSPECTED TO COMPLETION

The Right Side

• 3 golden vine-like inlays.
  The middle one reaches farthest up to end in a golden sunflower. - The center of the sunflower is a button.
  The left one reaches second-farthest up (3/4) to end in a red rose. - RED ROSE HAS BEEN INSPECTED TO COMPLETION
  The right one has reaches about halfway up to end in a blue rose. The blue rose seems slightly more open than the red rose. - BLUE ROSE HAS BEEN INSPECTED TO COMPLETION
  
• Small, golden thorns on the vines of the roses. Eight on the red-rose vine, four on the blue-rose vine. - INSPECTED TO COMPLETION
  
• Golden leaves on each vine. Seven on the golden-sunflower vine, five on the red-rose vine, two on the blue-rose vine. - INSPECTED TO COMPLETION
  
• Silver waves at the bottom, depicting a river. - INSPECTED TO COMPLETION
  
• Silver shells, marking the bank of the river and the start of the vines. - These have been moved to form a lever.

The Top

• A blank top. - A golden gazebo-shaped structure in the center of the top. In the center of the gazebo is a golden table with a silver button in its center. This spins when saying "lackadaisically insouciant chicanery," at each of the syllables. - INSPECTED TO COMPLETION
  
• An embossed border surrounding the top. This is decorated by interlocking silver and gold waves. - INSPECTED TO COMPLETION

Miscellaneous

• There are two levers, one on each side of the slot machine, in line with the slot reels.
  
• You cannot move the Slot Machine, tip it, or attempt to check the bottom.
  
• There is nothing of importance to this challenge anywhere aside from directly on the Slot Machine. The ground around it and other games will give you nothing to help you here.

Buttons Found

• Pulling both levers at once, with or without spinning the Slot Machine.
  
• Kicking the left side of the Slot Machine.
  
• Kicking the right side of the Slot Machine.
  
• Pushing the golden buttons in order, left to right.
  
• Saying "lackadaisically insouciant chicanery" in front of the Slot Machine.
  
• Inside the eye of one of the cherubim on the back of the Slot Machine.
  
• The center of the golden sunflower on the right side of the Slot Machine.

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In addition, here is a log of all the Slot Machine spins to date:
May 20, 2012 at 8:59:40 pm GMT - Spun by Joshua Harnet to no success
May 21, 2012 at 2:04:16 pm GMT - Spun by Joshua Harnet to no success, prefaced by pressing the front cherubim button
May 26, 2012 at 5:32:43 pm GMT - Spun by Morte to no success, prefaced by pressing the five golden buttons, arranging the knobs as SNNNS, followed by pressing Gold2,Silver1,Gold3,Silver2,Gold4,Silver3 (numbered left-to-right increasing)
May 27, 2012 at 6:30:55 am GMT - Spun by 10k to no success, using the same pattern as Morte did previously
October 28, 2016 at 8:36:05 am GMT - Spun by WhITelion to no success, punching the Slot Machine and then pressing all of the buttons on it in no specific order

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There is also a list of hints provided after a while of failure. There is also a set of all the helpful riddles that were granted at each button and made public when the Slot Machine closed and became collaborative.

Tokens used: 16 (11 RA, 0 LA, 5 Slot)
Tokens in Slot Machine: 50 (has no bearing on payouts anymore, but it's interesting)

[WhITelion]

(Gold=G; Silver=S for all my future posts.)
I do not spin the Slot Machine.
I spin all knobs to East, press all the buttons on the front of the Machine, pull two levers, press the button in the gazebo, then say "lackadaisically insouciant chicanery", and then inspect the red rose on the left side of the machine.

[Alydar]

Jan 4, 2016 6:14:39 GMT WhITelion said:

(Gold=G; Silver=S for all my future posts.)
I do not spin the Slot Machine.
I spin all knobs to East, press all the buttons on the front of the Machine, pull two levers, press the button in the gazebo, then say "lackadaisically insouciant chicanery", and then inspect the red rose on the left side of the machine.

Of course you don't spin the Silver lot Machine. That would be preposterous, as it's clearly gold.

Anyway, you spin the knobs to the East. Nothing. You press all the buttons on the front of the Machine. Nothing. You pull the levers. Nothing. You press the button in the gazebo. Nothing. You say "lackadaisically insouciant chicanery." Oh! The gazebo spins! ...wait, you knew that already. You inspect the red rose on the left side of the machine. Nothing.

[WhITelion]

I press all the gold buttons, and then inspect the gold inlays on the left side of the machine.

[Alydar]

Jan 4, 2016 9:28:43 GMT WhITelion said:

I press all the gold buttons, and then inspect the gold inlays on the left side of the machine.

You press the gold buttons, but nothing appears to happen. You look at the gold vines on the left side of the machine, but you can't seem to find anything.

[WhITelion]

I press all the gold buttons from left to right three times, then inspect the circular LGT emblem with vine-like golden inlays branching out to the sides in front of the machine.

[Fiona]

Fiona pops in.
"Hey, look, a Slot Machine! With buttons!"
She presses and holds for fifteen seconds all buttons, starting with the one on the top of the slot machine, then the ones on the front side from top to bottom, left to right. Then she pulls the left lever and holds it for fifteen seconds and releases it. She does the same with the right lever, the lever on the left side, and the lever on the right side.
"Oh, that's boring!" she says, and leaves.

[Alydar]

My apologies. I neglected to comment that I'm currently travelling and will be with limited internet. This condition will likely persist for another week or so, but I'll try and see when I can find time to post responses to the Slot Machine. And with that...

Jan 5, 2016 11:25:25 GMT WhITelion said:

I press all the gold buttons from left to right three times, then inspect the circular LGT emblem with vine-like golden inlays branching out to the sides in front of the machine.

You press the gold buttons from left to right three times. Nope, nothing. You look at the circular LGT emblem and its branching vines for a while, but... nothing.

Jan 8, 2016 20:45:23 GMT Fiona said:

Fiona pops in.
"Hey, look, a Slot Machine! With buttons!"
She presses and holds for fifteen seconds all buttons, starting with the one on the top of the slot machine, then the ones on the front side from top to bottom, left to right. Then she pulls the left lever and holds it for fifteen seconds and releases it. She does the same with the right lever, the lever on the left side, and the lever on the right side.
"Oh, that's boring!" she says, and leaves.

The gazebo on top spins slightly and then returns to its initial position as Fiona talks. She presses and holds the buttons, first the top silver button, then the gold and silver ones on the front, each for fifteen seconds. ...nothing. She pulls the left lever for fifteen seconds. ...nothing. The same for the right lever and the seashell levers, but they result in the same. Absolutely no response from the machine. Well, at least the gazebo spins slightly to her final remark! ...not that that's anything new.

[WhITelion]

Stepping backwards to see the contraption, WhITelion thinks.
"Hmm... Maybe this will work."
He proceeds to press all the gold buttons from left to right three times (again).
"This wouldn't be enough. I have to say... yrenacihc tnaicuosni yllacisiadakcal."
He then begins to inspect the 3 silver buttons functioning as reel stoppers. Oh, and the gold button next to those too. Maybe that one holds a secret.

[Alydar]

Jan 9, 2016 16:39:26 GMT WhITelion said:

Stepping backwards to see the contraption, WhITelion thinks.
"Hmm... Maybe this will work."
He proceeds to press all the gold buttons from left to right three times (again).
"This wouldn't be enough. I have to say... yrenacihc tnaicuosni yllacisiadakcal."
He then begins to inspect the 3 silver buttons functioning as reel stoppers. Oh, and the gold button next to those too. Maybe that one holds a secret.

You press the gold buttons from left to right, then left to right again, and finally a third time left to right. Nope, nada. Again, some syllables cause the gazebo to spin, but there's really nothing new. Inspecting the silver reel stoppers and its adjacent gold button reveals nothing, sadly.

[WhITelion]

I try to pull out the silver reel stoppers and the adjacent gold button.

[Alydar]

Okay, I'm back now. There shouldn't be too many delays for this going forward.

Jan 10, 2016 9:30:08 GMT WhITelion said:

I try to pull out the silver reel stoppers and the adjacent gold button.

You try and fail to pull out the reel stoppers and adjacent button. Whelp.

[WhITelion]

I hold the silver reel stoppers for a minute and then inspect the 5 gold buttons beneath the reel stoppers.

[Alydar]

Jan 16, 2016 13:52:40 GMT WhITelion said:

I hold the silver reel stoppers for a minute and then inspect the 5 gold buttons beneath the reel stoppers.

You hold (press?) the silver reel stoppers for a minute. You don't really notice anything out of the ordinary. You inspect the 5 golden buttons beneath the reel stoppers. Nothing there either.

[WhITelion]

"This line of attack doesn't work.
I should inspect the small, golden thorns on the vines of the roses on the left side first."